[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Granted, it starts raining everywhere but where you live.

    I wish it didn't cost any money to travel.
  2. Granted, but everything you travel in is dirty and disgusting to compensate for the lack of funds.
  3. You didn't wish, so I shall.
    I wish EMC came to the Oculus Rift.
  4. Granted, but it causes minecraft to be forced into the awful resolution of the Oculus Rift, making the game look terrible.
    I wish for a cactus.
  5. you fall on it.
    I wish for an envelope to mail hash some ocean water
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  6. Grrr, I don't want to corrupt this. XD
    Anyway, you get one, but it's so big that it can't fit the mailbox so you have to pay extra to get it shipped to me.

    I wish that princebee would live a long, happy, painless, fullfilling life. Because he mailed me ocean water. :3
  7. granted. however, all of his sadness is re-directed to a close family member of yours. (I didn't want to make you forever sad, yw :3)
    I wish for a Dragon Stone.
  8. Granted, but the dragon tombs are cancelled.
    I wish I was unbanned.
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  9. Granted, but EMC closes right after.

    I wish for rupees on demand.
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  10. Granted, but inflation coupled with Aikar ruined the economy so nobody but you plays on the server anymore.

    I wish for a GTX Titan Black
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  11. granted, then it turns into a titan from AoT and eats you.
    i wish for paper
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  12. Granted, but someone spilled ink on it.

    I wish for a DC of diamonds.
  13. you get really fat.
    i wish for a glass of milk.
  14. Straight from the cow, literally.
    I wish for a lifetime supply of Rootbeer
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  15. it's bad rootbeer.
    i wish for cheese
  16. It's straight from the cow. Literally
    I wish for my own popular facebook page
  17. You now own Justin Bieber's Facebook page.

    I wish I owned Facebook.
  18. Facebook's monthly users drop to 0.
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  19. It won't let me edit it for some odd reason, I wish for world peace.
  20. Welp, I'm off to kill myself.