Corrupt a wish!

You get a new apple pie, but the apples are synthetically made and have lots of industrial waste in them.

I wish to be Aikar, ruin the economy, and take over the leadership of EMC by establishing a dictatorship in which I ruin the economy every single minute of the day

Granted but ur dictatorship killed everyone in 5minutes
I wish for an apple pie! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples,Non-factory stuff,No one stealing it)

Granted, but it explodes anyways!

I wish for a 1080p TV.

granted but u drop it on ur way into ur house
I wish for an apple pie! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples,Non-factory stuff,No one stealing it,No explosions,Not allergic,Don't lose apatite)

Granted, but it smells bad.
I wish to have some fresh air that smells nice.

Granted, but it also happens to be carbon monoxide
I wish for diamond supporter status that never runs out and for me to never get banned

Only wish for one item! Granted but the diamond supporter get boring and u quit EMC
I wish for an apple pie! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples,Non-factory stuff,No one stealing it,No explosions,Not allergic,Don't lose apatite,Does not smell bad)

Granted and it is made of golden apples.
I wish for no pvp on EMC

Granted but JustinGuy turns it on!
I wish for an apple pie! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples,Non-factory stuff,No one stealing it,No explosions,Not allergic,Don't lose apatite,Does not smell bad, Edibleapples ONLY)

Granted but it is poisoned with the apple that the witch used to kill Snow White
I wish for EMC to live forever

yeah i got it granted but i said not poisoned apples
GRanted but ur the only one on EMC then
I wish for more apple pie!!!! (Non-toxic,Not in my face,No homeless people,perfectly edible,No lies, No numbers,No crab apples,Non-factory stuff,No one stealing it,No explosions,Not allergic,Don't lose apatite,Does not smell bad, Edibleapples ONLY)

Granted
I wish for lava walls on every residence of emc

Granted but the wall turns ur res into a lava mess
I wish for pizza!

Granted but the pizza is cold.
I wish for the world to be eliminated by an army of ice cream cows Mwhahahahahha!!!

Granted but they all die!
I wish for pizza! (Non-Cold [I hate cold pizza], Edible,Not plastic, not poison)

Granted, it has anchoives.
I wish for this thread to be more popular.

Granted, but now it'll appear on every sleezy tabloid cover in the country.
I wish my job appreciated me.

Granted but they appreciated u to much that they had to fire you!
I wish for a higher pay check

Granted, but you're fire the same day
I wish for happiness without depression

You wish it for someone else.
I wish for ______