S***? Really? I'm pretty sure that's a swear. I know damn and hell are allowed, and i'm pretty sure the A word (Don't want so say it just in case) Is allowed, but S***?
Yes, all 4 of those words are allowed: However,like everything, it depends on how you use them - If it's like 'S**T, I died and lost my diamonds!' - that's allowed ... If it's like ... 'Wow, eklektoi - you are a piece of S**T' ... That would be a direct offence towards someone which would be frowned upon. I'm glad you removed the second one ... as for the first one, no I never saw the video - And if it's offensive like that, I wouldn't search for it - Like I said previously, just because something is funny, and just because someone watches a video on youtube - doesn't mean it's always okay to quote or say some of the things said from posts and videos that you see ... they may be offensive to others.
(Has to go to the bathroom) *Man* I gotta go, I need help! HELP ME! Uhh uhhh (Picks up phone and calls 911) *Operator* 911, Whats your emergency? *Man* DON'T SAY THAT!(get it? Emergency, bathroom? Oh nvm) *Operator* O_O......*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
*Me* I want to be a pie. *Le Mom* Honey NOOOOOOOO (looking in the oven at a pie hehehe) *Le Dad* What did I tell you would happen? Too much pie for you is bad! *Le Mom* But sweetheart can't we do something? *Le Dad* Yes lets call the police. *911* What's your emergency? *Le Dad* Our son baked himself into a pie! *911* What flavor? *Le Dad* I don't know let me taste him. *Le Dad* Oh my god its delicious! Its blueberry! *911* Can I have some? *Le Dad* No I just finished the last bite of him. * 911* Awww... Now I have to arrest you for eating your son. *Le Dad* I kid.... TROLOLO
*911* What's your emergency? *robber sounds in background* hmmm I forgot... WAIT I REMEMBERED it was... wait... oh yeah I can't decide what to eat for breakfast!
In case you didn't know. WCG_Elite = Eklektoi Not only what Eklek/WCG said, but it does depend on the mods as well I believe.
It's 999 in my country...i'll use that instead 999: What seems to be the problem? Me: Come, break me down Bury me, Bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you 999:OK? Me: I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside I Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM 999: *Hangs up* Me: ... 999: We have another 30 Seconds To Mars freak.... I think the last one was the guy's mother.
911: Hello, what is the emergency? Me: I THINK I'M A POTATO!!!!! (Okay, now to the real one.) 911: Hello, what seems to be the emergency? Me: I dunno. 911: Why did you call then? Me: I dunno. 911: Can you say something other then I dunno? Me: I dunno. 911: Sir, cooperate with us please, what is your emergency? Me: I dunno.. *Hangs up*
*me* Dial's 911. *911* 911, What your emergency. *me* * whispers * Sleeping is my drug. *911* Excuse me. Sir, are you under a controlled substance. *me* * whispers* My bed is my dealer. *911* What? Sir do you need medical assisstance. *me* * whispers *And my alarm clock *911* And your alarm clock is what Sir. *me* * screams * IS THE POLICE!!!! * giggles, then hangs up* *911* Well then. I guess college is on spring break already.
*911* What's your emergency? *Me* I'M DOING IT MOM! I AM REALLY BUMPING MY OWN THREAD (bumpers, since this is my thread, I am allowed to )
>_< No one gets in trouble for bumping their owns threads (speaking of which) I am also updating the main post to have some more rules.
*911* 911 what's your emergency *me* Your car is on fire *911* MY CAR?!?! (911 hangs up to take care of the car which is not really on fire)
WHO'S THAT HANDSOME MAN! *Calls 911* Hello 911 emergency, theres a handsome man in my house! Oh wait, never mind, its just me *Hangs up* Oh Johnny....
