Share Your Best Joke!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Stnywitness, Mar 12, 2019.

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Waffles?

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  1. This thread is simple:

    Share your best joke!!! (as the title states)
    It can be from you, or you can look up one.
    Keep it appropriate and follow EMC Rules. Thanks!

    Here's Mine I Got Off Internet:

    Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid!
    *Nobody Stands Up*
    Teacher: I said whoever stands up is stupid!
    Little Johnny Stands Up.
    Teacher: Johnny, are you stupid?
    Johnny: No, Miss. I just didn't want you to be lonely, since you were the only one standing.

    Share away! :D
    Stnywitness, Mar 12, 2019
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  2. But we had a joke thread recently. :p
    607, Mar 12, 2019
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  3. So a joke would be this thread? :rolleyes:
    TomvanWijnen, Mar 12, 2019
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  4. ? We did? oops

    Haha
    Stnywitness, Mar 12, 2019
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  5. I looked it up and it's even more recent than I thought it was. :p
    https://emc.gs/t/79013/ (note that your thread comes less than a thousand threads after it)
    It's okay, but I think most people aren't going to have much fun with a new thread at this time. ;)
    607, Mar 12, 2019
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  6. Oh well.
    Still if people want to share something they can. Thanks 607
    Stnywitness, Mar 12, 2019
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  7. my favourite joke is
    Otus_NigRum, Mar 12, 2019
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  8. ...yes...lol
    Stnywitness, Mar 12, 2019
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  9. My jokes tend to be like eggs for they are too runny for people's tastes XD
    SkeleTin007, Mar 12, 2019
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  10. What's the difference between a duck.
    JesusPower2, Mar 12, 2019
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  11. "Theresa May has really made Deal Or No Deal so much more exciting than Noel Edmonds ever could."

    "In cricket, it doesn't matter who wins: both teams and all the fans are losers."
    SoulPunisher, Mar 12, 2019
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  12. For those who may be interested, there was actually a study done to determine what the World's Funniest Joke was. Wikipedia has an article about it here, if you would like to read a bit more about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke

    For those who just want the joke:
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
    JDHallows, Mar 13, 2019
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  13. My favourite Mickey Mouse story ever involves a machine that invented the best joke ever. It's so good that if you hear it you can't stop laughing, and can't help but share the joke with others (so it's infectious!). It's an amazing story, but unfortunately it wasn't released in the USA. If you want to see whether it was released in your country, check here! https://inducks.org/s.php?c=I TL 2558-1
    607, Mar 13, 2019
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  14. Flat Earthers
    BigDavie, Mar 13, 2019
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  15. Anti-vaxxers
    SoulPunisher, Mar 13, 2019
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  16. #Villager4MOTM
    THE_OP_VILLAGER, Mar 13, 2019
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  17. Hahahaha
    Gaming_Comander, Mar 13, 2019
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  18. Ikr
    THE_OP_VILLAGER, Mar 13, 2019
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  19. Nah, tbh we are both jokes, bad ones at that XD
    Gaming_Comander, Mar 13, 2019
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  20. (I put this on the meme channel but idc)
    Don't get vaccinated
    you can't get autism when you die from polio
    blackManLover13, Mar 13, 2019
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