Post an Obnoxious Lie about the Player Above.

Shyguythegamer is...
God knows.
I certainly don’t, Jesus.
Last time I saw his photo, I had to grope my way around my room for a full minute, and I can’t remeber a week of my life.

The Empire is weak and UFOS can easily blow you up by throwing a paper airplane at your border

Now now Otus, do we have to spill over unrelated forum games?
But nice lie, really.

Warlord678 isn't a lord

Foxy_Kitty hates kittens and foxes

belac555 steals all my dark chocolate bars, late at night when I'm asleep...

My poor dark chocolate candy bars... lol

IsaacNorman is a superhero!

Foxy wants to secede from Canada and create her own little country called SMP2

Mattie is unbanned

Yikes. Come on, didn't your mother ever teach you how to play nicely?

Otus has a soul.

I was joking mattie... I did what the forum title told me to do.

Otus_NigRum is a person I liked once

MattieTheSpud loves eating baked potatoes

T's husband still plays MC often
(hope that's wrong because errr I don't see him around much)

HopeWarrior and I are in a secret love love relationship

😘

... *slaps the tar out of foxy*

Foxy's a wolf xD (obvious lie)

HopeWarrior saw me putting human skulls on my lawn and called the HOA on me.

Kephras just joined EMC yesterday

If someone makes another lie about foxy_kitty not being a fox or a kitty or something about her username im going to die

Otus has successfully breached the boundary between reality and digital space. Online events can now affect him in the physical world.

...

*pokes the screen*