Ask Me A Finite Amount of Questions That I May or May Not Answer In Full Detail

So, because reasons, I am also hopping on the bandwagon. However this bandwagon is different because I have only been on EMC for a little over a year now, and no one knows my real face, name, or if I am even a real person and not an alternate account to our lord and savior ElfinPineapple

So, ask away. Just know I won't answer some questions.

are you a carrot?

I am one of the following

• A carrot
• A human
• An alpaca
• A sentient trombone
• ElfinPineappple
• A Used Copy of the movie "Good Burger"
• A school of a fish
• A wheel of cheese
• The combined hivemind of multiple highly sophisticated ants

Are you a Pineapple-afarian or an Elfin-afarian?

Sprinkles or Jimmies?

I have no idea what in all heck that means.

Sprinkles?

Well, I'm actually quite certain about one of those things

Boats?

Beaches?

...

what are your thoughts on hoes?

why do zombies take carrots? ^.^

Are you a potato in disguise?

Not a particular fan

Human flesh can only provide so much nutrition

*sweats*

What I find kinda funny is that in this entire time I have not been asked one legitimate, non-joke question XD

I've been trying to think of one but don't know you too well, plus there's this...

OK, how about this? What country are you from?

Do you play any musical instruments?
Do you have any pets?

Aha, two questions at once!

I am actually from America, New York specifically.

I am actually rather proficient at the double bass, and I've had several pets in the past, one of my current ones being a Rottweiler named Rommel. Theres also this one specific penguin at the Central Park Zoo that is infatuated with me, always looking directly at me when I got there.

Do you love playing undertale and who is your favorite undertale character?

Are you an alternate account to our lord and savior ElfinPineapple?