Post an Obnoxious Lie about the Player Above.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by cTJx, Oct 19, 2017.

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  1. d1rt lord is secretly a 30 year old man that lives in his aunts old cottage in a crepid, delapitated suburb, and goes by the username The_D1rt_Lord for all of his various logins.
    fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #121
  2. FadedMartian is taking Hillary Clinton out on a date tonight. They're going trick or treating together. He has arranged to have her assassinated by a clown, who will drag her down into the sewers and she'll never be seen again. A shame, as she has felt truly alive during her time with him for the first time in her entire life. She doesn't want the presidency, Democrat candidacy, these are only things she does for her sweet illegal alien lover; yet he seeks to kill her.

    (A Netflix series, coming April 1st 2018)
    synth_apparition, Oct 31, 2017
    #122
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  3. synth_apparition is a 12 oz. jar of Jif peanut butter.
    neonkillah, Oct 31, 2017
    #123
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  4. neon is secretly a cfl light bulb, not neon. You lied to mehhh! :'(
    fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #124
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  5. Faded is secretly two persons, Mart and Ian... :p
    TomvanWijnen, Oct 31, 2017
    #125
  6. TomvanWijnen loves to save rupees and totally doesnt enjoy buying stuff ;)
    Sefl, Oct 31, 2017
    #126
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  7. SeflYT doesn't even have a YouTube channel.
    synth_apparition, Oct 31, 2017
    #127
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  8. Synth_apparition is secretly the unmentioned fourth apparition in Macbeth, stating that Macbeth will punish many souls. :p
    TomvanWijnen, Oct 31, 2017
    #128
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  9. Tom hates the clunky forums and wishes to DDOS them :p ;D
    fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #129
  10. Faded is actually still fading... :p

    I actually love the EMC forums, and would rather it never "update" (--> downgrade....) to a newer version. :D
    TomvanWijnen, Oct 31, 2017
    #130
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  11. These "Faded" puns are getting old.

    Tom is a tomcat
    fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #131
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  12. Faded thinks the faded puns need to fade away. :rolleyes:
    TomvanWijnen, Oct 31, 2017
    #132
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  13. Tom is an egg
    Sachrock, Oct 31, 2017
    #133
  14. Lies!

    You, duckling are the egg. I'ma eat you!
    fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #134
  15. you are not faded
    Sachrock, Oct 31, 2017
    #135
  16. fadedmartian, Oct 31, 2017
    #136
  17. Faded is really Professor X
    finch_rocks_1, Oct 31, 2017
    #137
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  18. There's a typo in your name bacause it's 1 rock, not 1 rocks. :p
    TomvanWijnen, Oct 31, 2017
    #138
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  19. You are from Canada
    Sachrock, Oct 31, 2017
    #139
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  20. thats all you can think of?

    Tom is really Trump, but hiding to make a new gaming life when they are supposed to be voting on new laws to be passed.

    He once screemed on live tv as he died from a creeper in the waste during a staff event, thats how addictive he is.
    finch_rocks_1, Oct 31, 2017
    #140
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