Keph is bored at work

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Kephras, Sep 15, 2016.

  1. All my yarn is white. So dull...

    (not my picture, but a good example of the stuff)
  2. Some fun was had.
  3. I agree, some fun was indeed had, however more fun best be had, let's go have some fun.
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  4. I guess you could say this thread works :D

    work related jokes cx
  5. Since we're on the subject, my child asked me to crochet him a quiver yesterday. This is it so far. I have a bad habit of stopping in the middle of projects and forgetting them. So, we'll see how it goes.
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  6. Awe you're too sweet ! Luckiest son ever
  7. Suddenly, a raving tiger appears...
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  8. Since we're on a whine, yours being twine :p ....

    Since Saturday, I have cleaned up puke from the stairs, the bannisters, the walls, the couch, and the floors. I've cleaned poop out of clothes, the floors, the toilet seat, and blankets. Now I have the blasted stomach plague myself and you know who's still cleaning? Yeah.
    You come be freaking MOM. I wanna quit right now :p I'll watch the boring white yarn happily.
    ./end whine

    Wow, I actually feel a bit better now. This week has seriously SUCKED. Ugh. Thank you for letting me do that :D
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  9. Trouble with ASCII - no stripes. :( Looks more like Professor Genki.

    Everyone make note: For Christmas this year, Khixan gets a hazmat suit. Dear gods, woman.
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  10. Last time I checked, the main purpose of "work" per say is to be bored out of your mind while you get paid a decent amount of money to pay bills and taxes so you may live your life, not the best system I will say, but it works. Though why in the world does your job include yarn?
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  11. Suddenly Kephras....
  12. "Yarn" is somewhat misleading - maybe technically correct, but material-wise it's more like fine nylon thread. I have two jobs in the company, which alternate with business needs. Sometimes I run the machines that knit it into a continuous tube of fabric (an early stage of production), sometimes I take samples from those machines and analyze them for various factors. Today was the latter.

    If only I were so epic. My yarn-beasts would be albino boa constrictors.
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  13. Here, fiddle with this.
    sin(x^2)+cos(y^2)>sin(y^2)+cos(x^2) does some weird stuff.