Crush it into a pile of guts put it in a bucket weighed with stones and dump it in the middle of the ocean.
Guy: What is that guy doing carrying a giant bag to the volcano? Guy 2: Who knows *Volcano Erupts* Guy: Poor guy.
Use a woodchipper. Or the intake of a jet engine. if anyone asks about the mess, say you dropped your salsa bowl.
I will first make little pices of the body. Then give them to my dogs. Then burn the rest of the bones and hair and stuff. After that I will keep the skull( for my skull collection ).
I have accidentally (damn mislabeled links) seen pictures of that exact mess (jet engine), and it is quite a bit more than a salsa bowl.