Probably just my eyes... but slot #1 is the oddest pair of boots i've ever seen! Anyhow... many thanks for what must be my boots... which I thought was a chestplate as well...
Unbelievable. I came to the Empire to get away from the discrimination I always endure. It is time to put an end to people like you. Does it make you happy to make fun of the pair of boots you received!?! #AllBootsAreBootiful
Not at all! I was very happy to receive my boots, and even have them hanging in a place of honour on my walls!! see... I just find them a little big for my feet.