[Forum Game] King of the Hill

*pulls out shotgun*
I'm the new king.

*pulls out bigger shotgun*
Now I'm the king

*pulls out biggest shotgun*
You sure about that?

*pulls out cartoon sized shotgun*
I think I'm sure

*Pulls out commandblock*
Why do I get the smallest and most powerful?
*Stuff*
I'm now king of the hill.

*pulls out rifle*
*blasts command block to bits*
You sure about that?

*Has army of Marlixes holding command blocks riding enderdragons that rapidly spawn smaller enderdragons*

No, are YOU sure about that?

*//butcher*
Yup.

My evil turtle and walrus army attacks you. You can't defeat walruses cuz they will smash you with their awesomeness and the turtles will eat you. Now I'm the king.

*summons pocket T-rex*
Nope.

*Army of Marlixes riding enderdragons that spawn smaller enderdragons attacks in vengeance of their lost leader and destroy you* Enderdragon-riding Marlix is king of the hill!

*//butcher-s again*
You sure about that?

We could but it would only last a few years before we try to take over each other again.

Cuz I'm going to be king of all the hills!

Now lets get back to stealing hills. I use my rocket bagel launcher to knock you off, no one can win against my rocket bagels. I am now king of the hill.

Pulls out a Skelepult and flings a hoard of wither skeletons to the hill and then they form into a giant wither hand and throws you off the hill and then the skeletons form a huge stairway so I can walk back up and triumphantly take back the hill as my skeleton throne

I use my magic money-loosing powers to throw rupees at you and knock you off of the hill with expenditure!

I walk up there and STAB TOTO UNTIL HE ROLLS DOWN THE HILL and am now king of the hill