*For mature(ish) people onlyI am not saying that this is true for everybody, it is just a joke. Do not freak out and start bashing me with your bedroom pirate ship. If you do not have a bedroom pirate ship, you should get one. They are cool. Sort of like Transformers: Age of Extinction. Fricking Dinosaurs AND Robots COMBINED?? HOW COOL IS THAT!??! *I did not make this.