Bad Mod Ideas

In the past, I've made some pretty cool mods, and most of them made sense.

Now I'm bored and want to do the opposite.

Please give me your worst mod suggestions and if I like them, I will try to make them for you.

1) Anti-Dirt Mod

Turns all dirt into Easy to Shovel Snow..

2) No water Ocean Mod

Spawns a waterless world

3) Lava Floor

Everything is lava

A translation mod. Too often I see people talking and wish that I had no clue what they were speaking. I’d appreciate it if it automatically translated it to a random language.

This would really help tear down language barriers.

All blocks explode once broken.

tiny poptart minions that just follow you around and get in your way

So, let me work up my brain,..... Uhm, how about create a mod about if you mine dirt, it drop raw tnt and blew up?
Second, make a mod cause villager turned into hostile mobs when saw you as well as other mobs
Third, a mod about when you stare at enderman head, you instantly blew up

I support this idea.

I laughed out loud at this.

I guess you've probably got enough ideas for now, but if something pops up in my mind I'll let you know!

I said bad.. Not awesome

A mod that fixes spelling mistakes or that makes it worce

Sorry, you must suffer

I thought of one! A mod that makes you take starvation damage when you have full food bars, and the regular regen when you're at 3 food bars or under.

I would like a mod to highlight the stone blocks for mining.
Too often I am mesmerized by the coal and iron ores to even notice the stone around me and I miss it.

thanks.

you are only allowed to notice the coal ore

I was thinking sort of an anti-xray mod, where it hides all of the ores

And replaces it with dirt

Worried that one might violate the Poptart minion slave miners Union rules. They are organizing into one giant mouthy breakfast tart.