*Ignores Walrus's insane mountain and goes to find original hill (which, since it can't be destroyed, must still be out there somewhere) while whistling a cheery tune; upon finding hill, climbs to top and yells TROLOLOLOLOL at Sir Walrus* Following my kingship of the hill, I put on a koala mask and eat some cereal while I wait for somebody to come around and blast me off.
I send Nutella Nukes from the Mountain to destroy the Hill, but Since it cannot be destroyed, The Nutella bounces back onto be, Causing me to become Covered in Nutella. Out of Nowhere, a Bunch of Toasters come and kick me off the mountain. I roll down, gaining speed, and become Covered in more and more stuff. I then roll into a Giant Toaster Oven and become a Muffin, which then is Launched right onto Hashhog, he then eats his way out of me, but Then, a Wild Luckygreenbird appears, and then Carries Hashog to Jurassic Park, where he is eaten by a Utahraptor, The End I am now ze king
I dig my way under you and you fall into my tunnel where you are eaten by a giant worm. I am now king.
I use my magestical bear powers and fly on top of the hill and use you nerds as a throne. I am the new samsimx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) All hail FinalArc
Because people cannot die, I rip my way out of the Utahraptor, taking its razor-sharp teeth and claws as I do so. I then proceed to slice up the worm, the chunks of which I use to grill tasty worm-burgers. Meanwhile, Walrus and Sky have been freed when I slew the worm, and they go ahead and beat the stuffing out of nuclearbobomb and FinalArc, knocking them off the hill. All four roll off a cliff and into the ocean. I sit on top of the hill and enjoy my worm burgers with Fendy, Sambish, and many other friends while applauding at the hilarious show you guys are putting on for me. I is king now.
I don't know who this "I" guy is, but I swim out of the ocean and spartan kick him and the rest of you off the mountain. I am the king.
You have forgotten. I am using you as my throne. I sit on my throne. Making sure everything stays in place. I have bear guards to make sure that nobody rebels. I is king. Once again.
Meanwhile, Hash watches all these sillies fighting over a mountain while he remains king of the hill without so much as lifting his littlest finger. :]
I use my godly powers to get an extreme discount on the hill's deed. It is now only worth 1r ( 1 rupee ). You can expect an in-game payment soon. I kick FinalArc out of the game using my admin/godly powers. I am now King of The Hill
Disgusted at FinalArc's smug face, I pull out my VoidRay™ and aim it at FinalArc. A hideous blast of purple magic overwhelms his body, blowing it into nothing more than a cloud of sad little particles. Said cloud is then scattered across all of existence, whereupon I then trap sections of particles into magical cages that can not be opened until three posts have made in this thread that are written in the form of diary entries from the point of view of a pony princess. Only then will the cages will be opened and the particles reunited into FinalArc's former form. Any attempts to bypass this single escape will result in total obliteration by all other players of the game and eventual exile to a land without hills. Meanwhile, I walk up to the hill and act happy.
I use my godly powers to make rain pour over the hill, your circuits short, I am now king of the hill.
I use the force and keep you all away from the hill. Along with some dark magic where everybody but me is frozen. All hail FinalArc
