So are we just going to let Simon get away with murder? I mean, that's cool and all, I just kinda want to know.
Oh, okay. I think OP intended to make people think he was dead in real life though, which I do not at all appreciate...
Hmm... It sounds like we're going to be needing a "Remembering Simon" thread quite soon. Run, Simon, run before your crimes catch up with you!
My magicks, They have betrayed me! Instead of infusing the ZombieSocks with a want to destroy all ducks he has become neutral and has raised an army of his own! Ducks I beseech you, see sense and help me combat this new threat against us!
My sock army is learning strategy so that they will be able to defeat the Bad Man and his evil Pigmen army!
Well I would like to point out that my Clone army starts out at a very young age.Take this fine recruit, already he is versed in the art of the dagger, he will grow up to be a fine swordsman. So train away Mr. Socks, but take heed of my Wizardry.
I have an objection to make! *furiously trying to come up with something witty to say* I got nothing, sorry. Really though, I am going to have to side with BK. We can't let Simon get away with murder. Murder is only permitted in the PvP arenas, after all.
There's been a development. It looks like the admins have mistaken me for a conspirator in MrSocks' murder! You'll get what's coming to you, Simon; mark my words!