How would YOU do it? I, personally, would tie the sliced body parts to helium-filled balloons and release them while next to the sea. In regards to the weapon, I would melt down small specks of the knife into legs of lamb and sell it. Yummy yummy. Geepers, my mind is a little sick. BUT I BET Y'ALL MINDS ARE EVEN WORSE! (That IS a challenge)
That is rather efficient. I would go with that. Slice of Cow. EDIT: Anybody find it suspicious that he posts this thread Is A Leg Of Ham Worth A Human Life? And now a thread about disposing a body? Are you not telling us something?
except ropes decay faster then bodies and parts tend to float off, tellin ya the only way to be sure is to eat the person. ive thought about it forever
o_o Hmm. If it was Friday or Saturday night, I could dump it at the bar next door, since it would be busy and there's always drunks in the parking lots. There's always the phosphate plant with acid...But that would involve breaking and entering, trying not to get caught cause it runs 24/7, and other junk... There's always fields and things from the surrounding farms. Why do I need to hide a body in the first place?
You always hear stories of people being hurt/killed in farm accidents, throw them into a grinder and say they tripped in.
I believe there was a murderer who chopped his victims up and fed the parts to pigs. It completely got rid of it.
Body in a wood chipper and spread it across a farmland and let the animals eat the remains. Than (quite obviously) power wash the wood chipper.