Wait, green blood? Staff get turned into lizards? Can I be blue blood? I've always wanted to be a lobster. But seriously, I'm really happy that EMC is growing big enough to need more staff. I hope that whoever gets the job(s) has/have a really great experience, and I hope that he/she/it/they are a great fit for the community. But of course they will be a perfect fit, seeing as whenever IcC finds a suitable candidate he kills them and replaces them with a more perfect version sculpted from his own ice cream. Honestly, the only downside is that I don't have any more room on the staff wall in my head museum. Looks like it's time to... get creative!
\o3o/ http://empireminecraft.com/threads/random-screenshot-thread.21875/page-17#post-561304 (The link is to a post of a screenshot back when I was a moderator..