[Event] Alt appreciation event => nice prizes, alts preferred!

So, my owner had this big elaborate plan where he was going to use me to mass-produce a ton of books and open a bookstore chain across multiple SMPs. Even bought the diamond voucher for my residences! And then... he didn't do any of that.



#22 I guess.

Ah, interesting! So I guess we're only allowed to use alts for this?
I'll participate a bit later then, I first need to finish going through my alerts for this account

Actually... The title is a bit misleading (done on purpose) but you can participate yourself too. Just admit you're Hashhog's alt (as we all are) and participate

77!

The only funny story is the name xD

Ah, makes sense! That means I should tell a funny story about me, and Hashhog...
Well...
"funny" is in parentheses, after all, so I suppose I could share one of my favourite memories with Hashhog.
Back in the first half of 2015, I had a forum game Family Feud, which was quite a lot of fun. It took a whole lot of time to host, though, which is why I eventually gave up on it.
Anyway: round 3 was hosted by Hashhog. I loved the questions, and the best thing was that I could actually participate myself, as of course if I hosted the round myself it would be unfair for me to participate.
It was a very nice collaboration!

Number 127, please.

well i'm an alt, think i am, i feel like i'm controlled by something else, like another accounts
does that mean i'm an alt

i don't have a funny story tho, so i'll just enter
with bubbles
hmmm i meant 111

i feel totally the same
now i feel frightened
i taught i was just crazy but if others have this too D:
it might be something else

number 44

I, on the other hand, might actually be able to share a story that might be funny to some people, even though 607 will probably feel stupid because of it (and rightfully so).

Remember that April Fools day when the Zombie apocalypse happened? Yeah... It's a while ago and I don't know all details anymore, so I might accidentally change some things or add some things, but that shouldn't be a problem.
Anyway.

Me nor 607 had been infected yet, and we liked to keep it that way. 607, the coward that he was, stayed at a residence he knew he would be safe at, because there would probably be nobody dull enough to go there.
But that's boring. So I, on the other hand, went out exploring the town. Well, I was hopping past some residences, when I picked up a conversation. I must have a log of it somewhere, but it's probably on my previous pc, and I can't be bothered to look it up at the moment. But while 607 wants his stories to be exactly identical to the truth, I don't see any problems using a bit of imagination.
So there are these two people, a male and a female, talking to each other. They're using the local chat, and I slow down in order to remain within the range. I glance at the residence to see who the people are, and then proceed to #actnormal.
They haven't noticed me... right?

And then it happened.
Girl: "What was that?"
Me: uh-oh...

I don't know whose doing it was, but it seemed like I had been infected. Was it the girl, noticing she had infected me? Was it the guy, who infected the both of us? Was it a fourth, hidden person, who first got me and through me the girl too? We might never know.
But I felt weird, even though I still seemed normal - well, normal... nothing was really normal on that day, but according to April Fools' standards, I seemed normal - when looking at myself in third person mode.

I told 607 and teleported to the residence he was hiding at. He exclaimed he had to see what had happened, and before I could warn him to keep distance from me... he teleported right into me.
Me: "Did you really think that would be a good idea?!?"
607: "Ah, you're infected indeed."
Me: "Well, yeah, and you are too, now."
607: ...
607: ">.<"

And that was the end of the Zombie Apocalypse excitement for us

Number 255, please!

Hello there, Jelle's alt here,

I am MagnusMercrator, as you can see, formerly known as Ilse32
wait? I have been a girl? okay, sure, so, that means I was someone else's accound a while ago, right? nope.

In the days I was Ilse32, I was Jelle's sister, in those days I was a really nice person, I helped people, I talked, as long as that was possible with the Englisch I had those days... annyways, I started to play more often at PVP servers, and creative build servers, I wern't used at emc for a while, but, I thought, frendly as I was those days: "why don't I share this accound with my tall autistic and hyperactive brother, who always calls me "tante pollebop"" so, It gets more difficult, During those days I was a boy AND a girl, wich, abviously, leads to problems with my identity, some people just say that: I have got problems with my indentity, but I did think I was a potato peeler, no, siriously... annyways, Jelle wanted to have an alt, firstly he wanted to just buy an accound and play on it, but, no, this accound did have vot bonus 150, and ameggamall on it's res, so, smart as he was (he wasn't that nice, but really smart) he dit think something: "I'll give my little sister a new accound, and take this one myselve, she doesn't care about anything saved, but I do at emc" so that was what heapend I became Jelle68 and CaptainFantasy became Ilse's accound, and I became part of Jelle's gigantic ego, But a few weeks later Tomvanwijnen and I started on our biggest priject so far, but the main mall was on my residence, so, did we think, let's make MagnusMercrator be our shared accound on forums, (the in-game accound is still just owned by Jelle68) and let's make all importend residences on our project owned by this accound, since Tom and I share all our residences, so here I am, MagnusMercrator, but, to be honest, I do still fell like I'm Ilse32, and I do still feel female, but, don't tell that Jelle68, he'd be angry, I don't like his Stiks and Wips

oh, and 68 please, I don't know why, but even though I'ave got nothing with this number I just fell like I sould take it...

Hey, same That's why I put my gender as unspecified (as I see you have too), I'd like to have it on Female but that might be confusing as 607 is male :P

*gasp* YOURE AN ALT? (Ignore Hash, everyone's an alt of him )

Um... ShelLuser specifically stated your main account could participate as alt of Hashhog...

whoops

number 4 please

One time I was playing a prank on my friend with my alt saying I had changed my name and all that then I joined with my main and said to him someone tool my old name that fast and it freak him out. It is almost like having a twin you can play so many pranks on people.

See, this is why I don't do events: too much work

Anyway: prize update. It seems my main found a golden apple during his last mining session. And that weird player that was with him also found one. SO I took the liberty of confiscating them both, just don't tell anyone please

So 2 golden apples: regular and enchanted have been added to the prize pool. Let's see what else I can borrow from the ShellStorage

Are you now accusing me of setting up misleading titles? Of course I did: we can't risk people actually participating here, they might actually win those prizes!

And a small bump

After coming back from mining and finding several loot chests Aya & me decided to add some golden apples, only to find out that there were already some in the chest. How remarkable

Anyway, the current prize pot (I'll update the OP tomorrow):

Aya dumped a cave spider & slime head, I added 2 villager eggs & 1 stack of haunted candy and our own GripCEO donated a boat

I claimed a residence next to Walrus and rhy's big res bundle area and let them use it for a Hole in One build for rhy's event

36 please!

Arrrr Matey. A CEO... a man after mi own heart! Thats the only thing thst drew me out of privacy..

I'd be choosin nummer 201... for the number of boats I' ve taken in my career.. numbers dont go high enough to list my other exploits... har har.

Usually I keep a low profile n let Raaynn run all mi stuff ... he's the perfect 1st mate as we aven't ever met face t' face... nows that i'm 'retired' n such...
We just never seem to be in town at the same time... but he runs the restaurant well nuff and keeps mi luv... the Nether Star... well stocked.
N sumthin humerus eh... well.. dont you be tellin 'im nuthin... but he actually thinks I am HIS alt.... HAR HAR HAR!


Its been a good place fer mi to put mi 'savings' ( know what i mean... nudge nudge.. wink wink)

... now that I am.. er ... retired.... wouldnt want to break any laws or such as dicateted by this ere empire .... or Emperor Aikar . heh....

Now wherd that derned parrot of mine get to.... blasted bird... you'd thimk he were dead or something....

Title updated as per request

Thanks Fendy, appreciated! And now that you're here anyway can I also write down a number for you?