[Forum Game] King of the Hill

The Cabbage merchant is Angry that you stole his Cabbages, and he turns you into a cabbage

I am now the king

I use my time diruptor and go back in time. Then I kidnap you. I am king.

Well, y'see... I bribe you all with pictures of our glorious leader, [insert staff name here which I will not do so I don't seem biased (But BlackKnight is bae.)], and take the hill. And then I hide the hill under three cups and slight of hand it. Good luck finding the real one.

I use my xray vision and then blast you with my arm/ion cannon. I am king.

I bring my army of Shark-Riding Raptors armed with RPG-7s! I am now king (Don't ask me how sharks go into the hill)

I electrocute them while theyre still in the water. I am king.

I jump off a helicopter, yell "Watch this trickshot!!!", spins around in the air in a 420 degree angle, snipes nuclearbobomb in the head off the stop off the top of the hill, yell "ERMAGERD!!!!! 420BLAZEIT!!!!!", and deploys a tactical nuke upon everyone, and lands on the hill as the nuke is detonated. However, the nuke only targets hostiles and I live. Then as a fighter jet flies by,(let's say the pilot is eviltoade, why not)I snipe the pilot, yell "NOSCOPE!!! GET REKT!!!", get into his jet in midair, and land on top of the hill.

Also, it's quite obvious I've been watching too much Battlefield and CoD videos... =P

The bullet bounces off my head as im not human. Then I blast you with my arm/ion cannon. I am still king.

Why would you not being human make the bullet bounce off?

Im a machine. If you look closely at my skin you can see.

Yes, but bullets can destroy machines as well...

You dont know what im made of.....

I shove an EMP into nucebobomb's face and push him into lava.

I am the king.

EDIT: What the hell is a piz arol?

I regenerate and absorb the emp energy with my shield. I then electrocute you with the emp and turn you into hydrogen for fuel. I am king.


Edit: it probably has something to do with a pez dispenser.

Piz arol is an inside joke of smp8. A while back, when I had diamond supporter for a short time, a bunch of us were having a really pointless conversation (as happens on smp8). And someone, I forget who, probably caden, brought up pizza rolls and we were talking about them for a bit then someone made the misspelling of piz arols. And it stuck.

So with that said... -places a chair on the hill- -stands on said chair- THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA!

I did use a nuke, ya know...

I AM a nuke ya know.....

Lets get this over with. I noscoped nuclearbobomb and then the hill is gone
Deal with it

I ask you nicely to leave the hill. You oblige.

I am king of the hill.

I walk up and make you a soldier, then order you off. I am king.