Yeah. I hopped into a trash can, grabbed the handle and carried myself away to the dumpster. I broke around four laws of nature doing it, but at least I got rid of me.
Those are screenshots. I took screenshots with F2 and I just uploaded them from my Minecraft screenshots folder. If you hit F1 before you take the screenshot, the item bar goes away.
Whack the start button (Or finder on a mac), type in %appdata%, click Roaming, click .minecraft, then click screenshots. All your screenshots are in there.