Me and tedrocker after completely emptying Faithcaster's Aegis Hotel. Always keep your construction hats handy!
People must never know who I truly am, so I implore you to keep it between us. This is a never-before-seen photo of me in costume.
Well, see, this really, really bad guy named hashhog3000 was chasing me and I wanted to get away so bad that I tried to ask a cactus for help.