As you rub the wish lamp, Genie comes out of the lamp. Genie#2: Greetings mortal. I'm Genie #2 who grants wishes to those who wants to rule a country. Genie#1: Greetings mortal. As I'm sick of repetitive wishes from you mortals, I will now only grant wishes to what type of animal you wish to be.
I wish to be a Panda :3. Ok I kinda told half the truth. I'd be my "Fursona": She's a BLUE giant panda with a bushy striped tail. Her paw pads and tongue are purple. This is an old crappily done doodle btw:
What kind of animal do you wish to be? I wish to be an eagle. nfell2009 wishes to be a Dog. Everyone knows that lol
Either an Axolotl or a Wolf. No, an AxoWolf. Basically it's a cross between an Axolotl and a Wolf. I like them too much to decide between the two
Pony, for reasons so obvious that I would be seriously worried for your mental condition if I had to explain it.
I find that colossally adorable how much you have thought this out. On topic, there's nothing I'd really like to be except a human. The ability to fly like a hawk, eat everything like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, or be generally excellent like a panda is nothing compared to the sapient thought of a human. I find that hugely valuable, and I'll just be inferior if I were to change myself to something else.
I wish to be a potato. THATS ALIVE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahhaha...
If the zombies were in a herd/horde, it would die. If they were in a large/small group, they would be the ones dying. If there was one zombie that'd die a slow and painful death.
