Obvious Clickbait

REPORTED FOR CLICKBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!ONEONEONEONEONE!!!11111111!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!1111ELEVEN

Ah, but is it really clickbait if it says it's clickbait?

There's a certain amusing irony about being more active on these boards after I've made the decision to leave them. Part of that is being bored at work, and you guys are frankly a lot more active (and entertaining) than the Empyrion forums. The other big part is, I honestly do prefer the close-knit community here over the fractured bickering mess of an in-dev Alpha game. Go figure.

So, back to counting threads again today. EDIT: Different music. Needed something with a little more kick.

In something of an 80's mood today.

Now I feel like I'm living my own epic montage of thread-counting.

OH MY GOSH YOU HAVE NO IDEA I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SAY EXACTLY THAT WHEN I READ THAT A FEW DAYS AGO.

Sorry for the caps... I got excited

You two need to have some kind of Highlander-style deathmatch now.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

This thread needs to turn into the next Threads of a thread to be thread

Well I play with thread all day. Does that count?

I work for a company that sells and repairs copiers.

I am now waiting for the day a customer tries this. The worst I've had is trying to get a jam out with a back scratcher.

When I worked at the Staples copy center, we had this one B&W beast that was always choking itself - loved taking two or three sheets at a time into the fuser module. At one point I dismantled half the machine with my little Leatherman multi-tool, cleared away a squirrel's nest of shredded paper, and wedged a couple paperclips into strategic places so that the rollers would separate the sheets properly.

Worked beautifully after that, no service call needed. ^_^

TGIF. Time to end the week with a bang. Or rather, a series of melodic bangs accompanied by frenetic instrumental chaos.

Rock on.

I think that tiger is yawning... just saying...

Ugh... Late reaction but I know how that must have felt. Reminds me of a contract job my company once did for a government affiliated company which still had bureaucracy written all over it. Well, time does not fly if all you can do is sit and wait for things to happen

I hereby declare this to be the official "Kephras is bored at work" thread. Because for some reason, declaring something "official" makes it sound all important and stuff.

I am totally not important or relevant in any way.

Oh hey, look what I found.

An old thread.

That's correct! You win the prize!
*rummages around in the garage*
...just as soon as I remember where I put it...

that's quite a predicament
what happens if you necropost in your own thread?

^I love this idea >:3