[AMA] Haven't done one in a while. :)

So it's been a minute, or two, or three, since I did an AMA. And things changed since then.

Actually, a lot has changed since my last one. So why not do another one?

Sky's the limit on questions, so ask away! Ask as few or as many as you want.

I'll do a prize giveaway on this one too but I'll figure out details tomorrow and edit them back in.

EDIT (2/19): Giveaway will be one diamond voucher. So if you want to see what diamond is all about on EMC, or if you want to cash it in for a lower level voucher(s), here's your opportunity to obtain one with minimal work!

I'll also be using post # as the entry. One entry per account. If multiple posts are made by a single account the first post made will be that account's entry.

EDIT #2 (3/5): Entries will CLOSE at 11:59 PM Pacific time on March 6th (that's 3am, March 7 EMC time). Get a question in by then to be counted towards the contest.

Fire away!

Yay!
Out of all of the people that you have trolled as a minty, who was/is your favorite to troll?

If you could live anywhere in the world (cost, etc isn't an issue) where would you live and what would you live in?

Well certainly as a high level and respected senior staff member it is important to ask questions to enlighten and obtain valuable wisdom, so I must needs ask...

As a small and delicate pineapple with a decidedly mischievous charm, do you have point ears?

- #Modintraaynning

Before questions get answered, please note a Diamond Voucher is up for grabs on this one. I'm keeping it fairly simple for simplicity sake cause IRL craziness.

Contest will run a minimum of two weeks before the prize is given out.

USA

Do you have any idea the joy a man experiences when he sees the reaction of a player who can't understand why their stone block transfigured into a fence before their very eyes?

I would say no but I'm not sure I could walk through anymore doors without cutting off my nose......

#FreeThePineapple

All seriousness - Bananas.

Going 1.14 on the crop: Bamboo! Mainly for the unbelievably cute pandas.

New addition: We need more fruits! Stop this tyranny of the meats and all the vegetables and bring forth real fruit. Oranges, bananas, pears, mangos (YUM!), peaches.
We also need more birds in minecraft but it's entirely possible I'm only saying that to fill my Praise Lucky quota for the month.

Not married, but haven't been looking either. Soooo *shrugs*

Not going to identify who for their privacy, but there was one particular case that stands out where I put about 50 chickens inside the roof of their build and another 30ish in a 1x1 block about 15 blocks underground in their frontier area. So no matter where they went all they heard was chickens.

They were a great sport and eventually figured out it was a double-dip. But hearing their reactions and seeing them work through what was going on - let's just say people with me at the time were wondering why I was melting through a box of tissues.

FYI for those reading this and are like "if he ever did this to me then so help me I'm gonna....." I don't pick random people and troll them for lulz. It's restricted only to people that I know fairly well just to make sure we don't have any catastrophic issues.

Now if you're at an event I'm at where I'm spawning mobs, then please understand you may become a testificate to my madness at any point during the event and there is the potential it could end badly.

And for question #2. DC Metropolitan area in a slightly more elaborate version of this (How does one clean laundry in this thing?)

Used to, but that place I rented from Spongebob took my shiny new points! I guess it didn't like me making the point the place was too small for me!

Here's one...

You have three boxes, one labeled "Apples", one labeled "Pineapples" and one labeled "Apples and Pineapples", you are told that all three boxes are labeled incorrectly. Your task is to pick one fruit from one box (no peeking, no feeling allowed), and label all the boxes correctly. How do you do it?

(for non-pineapples, if you think you have the answer please feel free to PM me)

You would never believe me irl because I *hate* them with an ever living passion, but bees are not as cute IRL as they are on Minecraft. I could just about hug them

Post numbers compared to account names. I'll put them on excel, delete the duplicates, and run a command to have Excel randomly pick one.

And no, not yet anyway. Changing soon though. Long story short I haven't needed one cause I haven't needed a car for years....now I might. We'll see.

That's pineapple genocide!

No comment.

I HAVE SQUARE ROOTS?!?! *hides in a dark corner*

Rumor is a cave update is forthcoming at *some point*. Hopefully 1.17 has it.

Pick from one box and dump a second on your head. If I hear two different ow's it's apple and pineapple. If I hear an OW there's definitely apples cause they're rocks.

In all seriousness, I've been pondering this question since I got into the shower this morning and I honestly have no idea.

That's a fair way to solve it. Dump them all out, and label them "empty". Great way to think outside the box!