i uhh need someone to explain the joke please help pls pretty pls (edit: i actually thought this was a serious joke until just now its 4am leave me alone)
There's still a few eggs to crack. Go drink some milk or eat bacon in the meantime (I hear melons are in season too?).
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also the pan's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike this joke wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the joke's existential catchphrase "sizzle sizzle sizzle," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Matheus's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, I DO have a tattoo for this joke. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎 yeah no i dont get it either
