♥ YOU ♥The Love Song of the Grammar Nazi You, exquisite perfection. The expertise with which you wield your commas Makes my heart leap with wonder. The delicate curling of their tails as they subordinate Your clauses astounds me, always with perfectly parallel structure. You, who tosses semicolons and dashes Like a juggler, without effort or mistake. The pinnacle of punctuation, the overlord of organization; Ah, how I wish that I could make use of direct objects So creatively as you do. You, who is more beautiful than a complex-compound sentence, Who can tell an adverb clause from an adjective clause Even with the blaring, incorrect torture Of spoken sentence fragments blaring in your ears. The comma splice does not exist in your world! You, who smiles when I correct your family's grammar, Because deep down, it really annoys you, too, And who sometimes uses contractions simply Because you love the flavor that the extra apostrophe Adds to the sentence, a soaring comma of hope and brevity. You, who makes me more happy than- Wait, what's that? Did you just end a sentence with a preposition? The shame! That's it. We're done. You're not putting enough work into this paper-er, relationship. When you pass your basic English course, maybe I'll reconsider. Yeesh, the nerve of some people....
<------- See Avatar/Signature I am TheApostrophe, shorting sentences and showing ownership since the 1500s. But yeah, no, really I'm Hashhog. Feel free to trash this incredibly random and horrible love poem as you wish.
That is all I wanted to know hehe. I thought you were a new member I would be quotation marks just putting my explanation point on it xD
I don't know why, but I do actually like the question mark. I think that that is because questions are a good thing. I maen, when you're asking something you are automaticley asking for more knowlege, and knowlege is a good thing, because you did ask something and used a question mark, whait, that's a circle-redanation, isn't it?
