WIN Burnout Paradise! Ultra Short Story Contest!

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by Eclipsys, Aug 16, 2013.

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  1. Pure poetry,sir.
    ErikRodhi, Aug 16, 2013
    #21
  2. This is Phil:
    -O-(Hi)
    /|\
    -/\-
    Phil is about to die. Phil is a bit absent-minded. He can't seem to remember what exactly he was supposed to do today, other than ride his bike in the middle of a busy street. What he doesn't know is that if I, the narrartor was to win this giveaway, that his chances of living are increased by 26%. Phil also has no idea why giraffes are yellow.

    This is Chuck:
    \o.o/(hey)
    Chuck is a jellyfish that is about to kill Phil. Chuck has no idea what he was doing in the sky when he woke up this morning. He couldn't even find his mug for coffee. Now he is about to fall on Phil and cause a big mess.
    penfoldex, Aug 16, 2013
    #22
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  3. 10hours and 10mins left :D
    Eclipsys, Aug 17, 2013
    #23
  4. In soviet Russia, burnout paradise win you.
    Runningrhino, Aug 17, 2013
    #24
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  5. I deserve to win because... I... Uh... You know! Uhhh... Yes, that!
    Canucks_, Aug 17, 2013
    #25
  6. Bump-a-5hrs 45mins left-a-dump
    Eclipsys, Aug 17, 2013
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  7. This is a story about battle between Sir Sandwich & Dwight. It was glorious batlle blood shred was everywhere around the kitchen table but ultimately ended when Dwight got hungry.

    *diclaimer no sandwiches were hurt in making of this story because Sandwiches don't have feelings at all. Nom nom nom
    The_Boulder, Aug 17, 2013
    #27
  8. To ask why Eclipsys build, is to ask why leaves falls.
    It's in their nature.
    Faithcaster, Aug 17, 2013
    #28
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  9. Year: 200,000,000
    Era: The Great and Bountiful Human Empire
    Equinox_Boss, Aug 17, 2013
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  10. Slimes Slimed NonSlimes.
    TheEpic5, Aug 17, 2013
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  11. Less then 1hr left!!!
    Eclipsys, Aug 17, 2013
    #31
  12. And here is our winner of this epic game :D!

    Ill start a convo with you for the code :)

    P.S.
    How does this story end now?
    Eclipsys, Aug 17, 2013
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  13. Yay, thanks! :D

    Due to the 26% increase of chances in living, Chuck falls on Phil, electrocutes Phil, causes Phil to fall off his bike and only gets his shoe stolen by a passing car. The 26% also helped Tim win a lottery. The end. ;)
    penfoldex, Aug 17, 2013
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  14. I like this Tim guy... :p congrats.
    Equinox_Boss, Aug 17, 2013
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  15. Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, and he was so ugly that everybody died. The End.
    Unoski, Aug 17, 2013
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  16. Sorry, you're a little late...
    Equinox_Boss, Aug 18, 2013
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  17. ........dafuq? Funny/ridiculous, a story someone would read just for the heck of it.
    You, sir, have a talent.
    CoolCal14, Aug 18, 2013
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  18. Talent, or google?
    Unoski, Aug 18, 2013
    #38
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  19. Who in their sane mind would google supercows? But the second is definitely talent. Otherwise would be plagiarism. I murder plagiarizing people in their sleep.



    CoolCal14, Aug 18, 2013
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  20. Also you stole mine :p
    ErikRodhi, Aug 18, 2013
    #40
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