In regards to the poll, I don't think I'm the only one who has never had a rubber ducky. I always pictured them as something you have when you are 3 - 5 years old, you know, the ages when you used to take baths, but as you grew up, you stopped taking baths and began taking showers. Essentially, outgrowing your little child norms and rendering the rubber ducky useless. Though, that's just my thoughts on the topic. ^^
True... I personally do not have any rubber duckies myself, but in my house there are 3-5 (which is what I voted). So you don't have to have them personally, there just has to be some in your house As for the "rubber ducky useless" part... It's true. But...this thread is kind of a joke...so...
I got my rubber ducky at a charity event. Of course, some of you have seen it in dozens of pictures... if you looked well enough. (in case anyone doesn't get this and reads this at some point in the future when the link is not in my signature anymore: Find the Rubber Ducky)