The Random Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by BenCannoli, Apr 16, 2017.

  1. "Hahahahaha it's a giraffe!" -Patrick Star
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  2. "I'm the Easter Bunny." - Easter Bunny
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  3. Squiggly Squiggles swishing spectacularly swift swaying sides suddenly stopping sourly so. - AncientTower
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  4. "don't quote me" -Twitter
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  5. "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows" ~Winston Smith (1984 by George Orwell)

    Or my favorite quote from 1984:

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  6. "Vision is the art of seeing things invisble"
    - Jonathan Swift
  7. And his name is John Cena!
    - WWE announcer
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  8. "Oh. My. God. What if I'm like... a fish? And, if I'm not moving... I stop breathing? AND THEN I'LL DIE! HELP ME! HELP MEEEEE HEE HEE HEEE! HHHHHHHELP!"

    - CL4P-TP, Borderlands
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  9. "F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium........ bombs! N is for no survivors!"
    - Plankton, Spongebob
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  10. Hm... I don't usually remember catchy quotes like those. But if I come across one, I might share it! :)
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  11. "Hey ese, I broke into your car"
    - Filthy Frank
  12. "Gimme ur gold boi"
    - TheRussianBadger Fan upon seeing Irish Weapon Skin in Rainbow Six Siege

    (PG-13)

    Scene at 6:08
  13. Various Bob Ross quotes:

    In painting you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend trees. But when I get home, the only thing I have power over is the garbage.

    Just go out and talk to a tree. Make friends with it.

    There's nothing wrong with having a tree for a friend.

    In painting there is no mistakes, just happy little accidents.

    That tree's crooked, let's send it to Washington.
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  14. Bob Ross was such an awesome, really upbeat, postive guy. His videos of him painting are so calming and joyful. :)

    Here's a quote for y'all from the movie fight club
    "We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like." - Tyler Durden

    Pretty interesting take on life that has a lot of honesty to it IMO.
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