DISCLAIMER: The following is not based on real events and thus sympathy towards the writer for enduring these events is not necessary. From time to time I dabble into some writing. Once in a blue moon, that writing ends up being lyric replacement for a song. Below is my EMC parody of Jingle Bells. Hope you all enjoy.The EMC Noob (To the tune of Jingle Bells)Jingle bells jingle bellsHappy days are here.Being over on EMCBring me Christmas cheer.Jingle bells jingle bellsI can't wait to play.Give me one Marlix's BowAnd I am off to slay.I go out to mine.Sword bow and all.Then i run intoAn angry Blizz Ard.I turn tail to fleeAs raging mobs chase me.But i run into a MarlixAnd become an ornament.Jingle bells jingle bells.I think I got screwed.My Christmas presents got stolenBy an angry scrooge.Jingle bells jingle bellsEnraged mobs be mad.Zombie skele creeperAnd them **** Blizz Ards too.So diamond runs are out.I go home to reequip.I then go nether-boundTo hunt a few Ghasts.But then my eyes do seeA pack of flaming wolves.They saw me and chased meStraight into a lava pool.Jingle bells jingle bellsI got bar-be-qued.Their Christmas dinner seemsTo be completed by me.Jingle bells jingle bellsA Mometus it was not.Breathing easy I then goTo finish my storage.When I arrived at homewhat do my eyes but seeA fourth wooden chestunder the Christmas tree.It was signed to meBut did not have a name.I then open it up to findA chest of awesome loot.Jingle bells jingle bellsHappy days are here.Being over on EMCBrings me Christmas cheer.Jingle bells jingle bellsYou guys are all awesome!I love playing on this serverand alongside all of you!