Sorry, but I'm not attracted to Japanese school-girls (a requisite for being an evil tentacle monster). Also, Marie and I have discussed this, and she's just not down for that. Tentacle-tiger is a no-go.
Dont tempt me wifeeee.. EDIT: Shoot not to mention the poor baby... i want the child support money like yesterday!
B-but, he's the great dreamer, you trying to give him nightmares about being bullied like he was in grade school? Evil eldritch monsters have feelings too.
Keph gets home from work Marie: "How was your day?" Keph: "Eh, was alright. Counted threads, listened to music, psychologically scarred an ancient god. Typical Friday. How're you?" Missed this: I'm pretty sure EMC rules prohibit me from answering that question honestly.