SMP8, you worry me.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Kephras, Aug 24, 2014.

  1. I chose to show my mom about this thread, I see this. Gee, thanks qwerty!
    I don't feel sorry at all.
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  2. I also decided to show my mother this thread. She's been staring at me awkwardly for about 3 days now.
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  3. I thought she was a toaster. :confused:
  4. No, silly. I'm the toaster. I inherit the toaster from my father.
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  5. What did you inherit from your mother?
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  6. Well, it's a long story. Long story short, I inherited my SMP8ness from her.
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  7. If you haven't noticed, this is a thread for smp8. Go ahead, we're listening.
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  8. "We begin the Tale of Caden on a cold and blustery night in July. Don't ask us why it was cold and blustery in July, maybe we started in the southern hemisphere by mistake..."
  9. No no no... I'll start it.

    "On a clear, stormy knight, Caden was born. Except he wasn't, because it was during the day that he was born, we think. We don't really even know -if- he was born. We assume if he was it was by some kind of egg or parasitic alien-chest-burster scene... His father was a toaster and his mother was not a toaster. So he became half toaster and half not a toaster. One day, he was bitten by a radioactive phone and is now Toasterphone!"

    That's better.
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  10. Nonono. He wasn't born, he was made by fusing together falcons, toasters, and roentgenium..
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  11. Don't forget piz arols. Never forget the piz arols.
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  12. Let me explain...

    Piz arols.

    That is all.
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  13. Great story Caden.
    Anybody want to know mine?
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  14. Yes.
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  15. You want the long version or the short one?
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  16. Let me think...BOTH.
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  17. I cant tell both
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  18. Aww...the long version then.
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  19. I just need to work out where to hide the bodies.
  20. Ok here it goes.
    I was just a norma dog walking down a city street when i almost got ran over by a bus. I leaped out of the way just in time, but i didnt realize i was landing in a sewer pipe. Down in the pipe i was bitten by a radioactive rat. Suddenly i felt my self changing and then i could walk and talk like human. So i was jumping on a trampoline one day when i jumped so high i landed in EMC where i inherited its weirdness.
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