Hey 607, just throwing this out there but I'm sure someone you know IRL(family member perhaps?) has a Mac you can borrow. Maybe I'm wrong, but it could be easier than all this.
I'm going to hope she's got access to Windows. I just hope Apple will get less popular in the future, or more open and developer-friendly. For now, I don't really need to be able to develop for Apple, except for this one occasion, which I might be able to find another solution for.