So ive noticed we lack a proper thread for telling jokes, so here is one. I shall start off by telling a jokeSo, two guys have been lost in the desert for weeks, wandering aimlessly looking for civilization or an oasis or something, when suddenly, they spy a tree in the distance. When the two get closer, they see that the tree is draped in rasher upon rasher of bacon. Crispy Bacon, Smoked Bacon, Turkey Bacon, all sorts."Oh my god John!" Says the first one, "Its a bacon tree, we're saved!""You're right" says JohnSo, John, terribly hungry after weeks of wandering in the desert, sprints toward the tree, but as he gets within 5 feet of the tree, John is shot down by machine guns."John! What happened!" His friend calls out.With his dying breath, John says"Its not a bacon tree.""Its a Ham Bush."