Buy a flotation vest And live on a hill and dig a trench around your house and if the flood still gets you, ride a friendly ghast to a mountain or a boat.
Step 1: Get kayak. Step 2: Wait for water to come by. Step 3: Enjoy kayak. Step 4: Film it for YouTube. Step 5: Profit.
This has been a problem in my area too. A lot has been lost today, and now it's raining again. Ugh. Normally I like the rain, but I don't like it when the river comes and starts griefing me IRL.
hmm... the pies live in Colorado, Note to self, do not let Dad buy 112 acres there. I'm a bit glad I live in far away from Colorado now... We at least have a natural way for the water to get out of the state quickly >.>
Should I be making Life of Pie jokes?...No... I'm really sorry pie, but i hope you and your family stay safe, it would be a shame to lose you