Funny Joke Thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by cutejuliew, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. So lately I've been looking around on emc forums and I haven't seen a joke thread around soooo basically imma start this off :D

    These jokes can be from dumb to really important things, you can look up jokes or you can just make them up. These jokes can be statements or questions.

    here is my first joke: Why did the calf cross the road?

    to get to the udder side.

    Haha it was dumb but hey lets see if anyone can make something even more funnier than that one :D

    Have fun and smiles! :p
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  2. I'm more of an anti-joke person.
    What's red and smells like blue paint?
    Red paint.
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  3. Udderly amazing :p why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus
  4. Why did sally fall of the swing?
    She had no arms
    Knock Knock,
    Who's there?
    Not Sally

  5. Why am i a potato and you are pie?
    Honestly i dont know
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  6. A horse walked into a bar and I asked, why such a long face?
    The horse replies: My family got made into glue.
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  7. wut :p knock knock? nobody's home
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  8. oh man thats scary xD
    its cool and yea thats a good one :D


    No ur the potato

    Here is my second Joke! : Why did the kid throw his watch out the window?
    He wanted to see time fly.

  9. I know im the potato :p silly julie
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  10. cause your potato is on fireeee!!!
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  11. Why did tommy drop his icecream?
    He got hit by a bus.

    What did the Octopus say to the Lion?
    Nothing, Neither Octopus or Lions can talk and even if they can there is an extremely low chance that they would even meet.
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  12. Yuss
  13. A guy walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!"
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  14. What's the difference between a tuna, piano, and glue?
    You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
    What's the glue have to do with anything?
    I knew you'd get stuck there.
  15. how many collages does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    to get to the other side.
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  16. Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
    Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"
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  17. What happened to the plant in math class?
    It grew a square root!
  18. Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks.
    After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. "This place is great, isn't it?" he asks.
    The second man, somewhat surprised at the stranger's remark, replies, "Why do you say that?"
    The first man, in a low tone of voice, responds, "Follow me." The two of them walk over to a large window at the end of the room. The window faces out onto the street, 12 floors below.
    "Here's why." The first man throws open the window, and boldly steps out into thin air. But he remains aloft!
    "The air currents are great here!" he exclaims. "It's very relaxing."
    He floats back into the room. As his feet return to the bar-room floor, he invites the second man to try it.
    The second man, skeptical, peers out through the window - down to the pavement twelve stories below. He looks to either side, and finally up above, to see if there was anything holding the first man up.
    Convinced that it was no trickery, the second man swallows, closes his eyes, and steps out into thin air. He promptly falls twelve stories to the pavement below.
    The first man grins and returns to the bar. Looking rather irritated, the barkeep comes over to the place where the man sits.
    "You know," he says, disgusted. "You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
  19. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 8 9
  20. Good joke julie!