I kidnapped colepuncher for not being specific about the trade. I will exchange him for a statue of Tails.
I kidnapped jakres for doing stuff i will give him back for 1,000,000 reupees (better start saving >:3)
//What the hell is a 'family weapon'? I kidnapped Colepuncher for misspelling rupees. I'll exchange him for nothing.
Just looked it up, I guess the proper term is a Coat of Arms. It's just a symbol of a family that is often put on armor or around the house, especially in the old days, and that is passed down through the family.
I'm kidnapping Calamochnus because he didn't kidnap 607 like he was supposed to. I'll give him back in exchange for a freshly kidnapped 607.
I kidnapped hashhog3000 as a reward for him for pointing the train to the right direction. I still want curd snacks. Curd snacks plz or squids are gonna be extinct if you don't trade hashhog3000 for those delicious curd snackzzzz..
I kidnap colepuncher because, well, who wouldn't want to kidnap their kidnapper? I'll exchange him for all of Jakres' curd snacks.
I kidnap colepuncher because he's a kid (no offence intended). I'll exchange him for any adult EMC member.
607 has been kidnapped for being suspect of stealing my sleep. I want my sleep back before I release him from my secret prison
Jakres has been kidnapped for being able to see I will exchange him for the ability to rip his eyes out.
I kidnapped colepuncher for having a image that doesn't show it in signature. I will exchange him for a piece of chocolate curd cake snack.
I have kidnapped Colepuncher for not giving a reason for a kidnapping for 3 times. I will exchange him for a a potato and a half.
I kidnapped Skydragonv8 because he can't be russia's mother. I will exchange him for 2 tons of cookies.
