2075 : PETA leads a mass protest in which they smash all pokéballs in half, releasing the spirits of Pokémon to live freely as a response to the harsh treatment they are receiving.
2077 : Said executed person is brought back with a Max Revive and has learned all of the knowledges required to become the best Pokémon trainer in the world.
2079: While the people are distracted hunting pokemon, Birds usurp power and form a neo-Holy Roman Empire.
2080 : Due to their being the inferior species, the birds lost control and the greatest Pokémon trainer manages to take over, instilling a new dictatorship in which trainers must bring to him offerings of their finest pokémon.
2082: While all this has been going on, an army of Pizzas led by The Great Margheritta, has established an Empire consisting of Antarctica, the Arctic, and are preparing to attack this new Pokemon trainer led dictatorship and show the world the idiocy that Polemon really is.
2085: First 'Veggie Burger Ban Celebration Day' takes place worldwide. The human race comes together to celebrate over their shared hate of veggie burgers, even those in warzones - causing the event to be compared to the 1914 Christmas ceasefire.
2086:While the whole world is celebrating the Veggi Burgers are plotting revenge. The veggie burgers have allied with The Burgers to take revenge.
2087: Veggie Burgers carpet bomb Russchinastan, breaking their treaty with the Theocratic States of America.
But was it really Holy or Roman? 2089: Protests increase over the genetic crossing of humans with pickles
"Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire." - Voltaire "The agglomeration which was called, and still calls itself, the Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy nor Roman." It's a no from France. 2091: Hackerman strikes again.
