[place a 110% legitness banner here at a later date] Hey Guys,I just had an idea for a forum game... I think it's fairly original (that or I've managed to steal the idea from somewhere and then totally forget where from, just call me out for it if i have). Basically, I will start with the year 2017. And we will count up the years making comedic, satire or meme-infused headline. Hopefully this will be pretty fun ^u^ I'll make a start (pardon the lack of creativity): 2017: Apple finally releases a product made entirely with their own technology. Behold! The Apple Bookshelf©®℗™℠ [pretty much the only posting guideline is to wait one post until you post again.]
2025: 'Habitable Planet,' named 'Earth II,' has been destroyed by Trump, the re-elected's, nuclear explosion.
(no rules about posting so...) 2027: Earth IXX discovered, and new president, Kanye West*, vows to protect it with his life. *Trump was blown into millions of pieces as Earth II was shaken by the fart of an unknown person, and the fart shattered Earth II.
2028: Small, 'harmless' alien parasite discovered on Earth III. Ex-President Trump's brain-backup-AI claims that "it's a Korean scam!"
2031: After much debate, scientists decide the name of the new Earth. High Alien Kanye over-rules this and names the planet Urth.
2032: Inhabitants of Planet Urth decide they need a mascot that represents them. They choose the Chicago Bulls (basketball team) Mascot: Benny the Bull!
2033: Michael Jordan comes out of retirement again for one last celebrity basketball exhibition game.
2034: President Ariana Grande, after winning the 2032 election, decides to build a wall between all countries.
2035: The public vote and England takes their rightful place at the top of Urth's hierarchy. Upon coronation, the walls seize to be built and tea care packages are distributed.
