2056: Robert Rowley Robertson has invented an impenetrable time machine! Only he himself, as he is immortal*, can use it! *The Fountain of Life was discovered in 2018, the year Jack got friends, and allowed those nearby to become immortal. After Earth's destruction, however, RRR was the only immortal human to flee the nuclear explosion.
2057: Robert travels back in time, to reset the presidential election and is able to convince Donald not to run. America is safe... for now
Does this mean we start over again? 2017: President Schwarzenegger sworn into office. If not..... 2058: Old man Robertson found crazy...Committed to Arkham Asylum.
We could run two consecutive timelines, for funzies xD 2018: Jack doesn't make friends this year. 2059: The guy who wrote the 2058 article is put in an asylum for thinking that Arkham Asylum is real.
2019: North korea triggers WW3 2060: the time machine is stolen by an unknown person. mass breakout at arkham asylum happens days later.
2020: Kanye is back, Overthrows KJU, and is determined to destroy the world! 2061: The Flash warns that the future may be in danger if Kanye destroys the world and disrupts the past timeline!
2062: Somehow Kim's butt gets bigger than it already is, and Kanye can't live with a woman who's butt takes up 2/3 of the bed. They get a divorce.
2068: Pikachu runs for president! Pros and cons of P. Kachu (Pat) becoming ruler of Poketopia! (I had to bump this...)
2070: Earth is a chocolate chip in the cookie dough and now someone is coming to devour the universe!
2071: The universe was devoured by a universe oven with the munchies. The universe cookie dough is set to bake.