Farewell to Plumpy Death Event! Those of you that have attended the Pumpkin Patch events have become acquainted with the beloved Plumpy the Pumpkin. We watched as he turned evil with a monocle, had a runny booger, almost destroyed the universe with a witch hat and a cauldron, and finally as he got sick, turned green and became a zombie pumpkin with his brains exposed. Therefore, it is only fitting that we give him a proper sendoff now that his time on the Empire is over. Join me tonight in the smp2 wastelands as we bid farewell to Plumpy the Pumpkin in the only way that is fitting for a pumpkin: death and destruction! If you are unable to attend, please pay your respects to Plumpy at /v pumpkin on smp2 before he is transported to the wastelands. Event: Farewell Plumpy Death Event Where: Smp2 wastelands. /v wildpumpkin When: 7:30 pm EMC time November 2nd What to bring: Anything you don't mind losing. You will likely die more than once.
I was about to say rest in peace Plumpy, but apparently they're going to be killing us all before they finally go
I blame staff obviously (since this is the hip thing to do). What have you guys been feeding this poor pumpkin?! On second thought... If the answer to that is adventurous players then yeah, I can see where things could have gone wrong Oh well, I don't have time to play this evening but I think I can hop on to have a quick peek Bye bye Plumpy, you will be missed! <sniff, sniff>
I've never met him, never will as I cannot attend this event... Although I will say, farewell plumpy, you must have meant a lot to EMC!
Plumpy the Pumpkin Is a fairytale, they say He was made of pumpkin flesh but the children know How he came to life one day Plumpy the Pumpkin Had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Plumpy go Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Over the hills of pumpkin dough He'll be back Yes he will Again someday See you next year Plumpy! I refuse to let him go. And by the way I wrote this in a dream.
I think this is the most absurd event thread I've ever seen, but I'll be there. I owe it to ol' Plumpers. *sniff*
The only tearing up my eyes are doing is from the ~5 FPS you drop me to whenever I look in your direction. >:/
Amazing poem, and also, this reminds me of the Frosty the Snowman song, the song that plays in those old Christmas specials.