Granted. Every other potato for the rest of your life that you get will be poisonous. I wish that the next poster will not corrupt my wish.
Somebody else starts to outbid you instead. I wish that Dragon tombs get released before December ends (Aikar Time of course).
Granted. All blocks on your res are replaced by obsidian. I wish that this wish would not be self-referential.
Democracy falls and there is no government Wish granted, Dragon tombs will be out before January 2020 I might get ninja'd... I wish for no more ninjas.
Cristmas happens, but Christmas is removed from Time and Space. I wish for auto-correct on all computers.