Corrupt a Wish 2.0

Your car drives into a TNT factory upon being delivered.

I wish for infinite butterfingers.

your fingers turn into butter.
I wish for batman arkham origins

Your wish is granted, but you will get it when the sequel is released.
I wish for 1 million bucks.

1 you get 1 million male deer.
I wish for a non-poisonous potato

Granted. Every other potato for the rest of your life that you get will be poisonous.
I wish that the next poster will not corrupt my wish.

Wish corrupted.

I wish that NetherWorld would stop outbidding me on that Stable Voucher.

JustinGuy outbids you.

I wish for obsidian.

Wish granted. Someone else outbids you.
I wish for Democracy!

Somebody else starts to outbid you instead.

I wish that Dragon tombs get released before December ends (Aikar Time of course).

Granted. All blocks on your res are replaced by obsidian.
I wish that this wish would not be self-referential.

Also granted. It's now a democratic dictatorship.

Granted. Dragon Tomb's release: 16th of December, 2025
I wish we didn't ninja each other >_<

Democracy falls and there is no government

Wish granted, Dragon tombs will be out before January 2020

I might get ninja'd...

I wish for no more ninjas.

Granted. Everyone stops posting on this thread.
I wish to play the most dangerous game.

Granted. You are placed in the Hunger Games.

I wish to become a Diamond Supporter.

Granted. You are also permabanned.
I wish I would know what to wish for.

you now know nothing
i wish for cristmas NOAW!!!111ONE

Cristmas happens, but Christmas is removed from Time and Space.

I wish for auto-correct on all computers.

computers gets auto-corrected to lip balm.
I wish for a bowl.

You get a plate.
I wish for a nice American Muscle car.