Corrupt a Wish 2.0

A while back in early 2013 was a game called corrupt a wish.
I think it's time to bring it back.

I wish for empire minecraft to become sponsored by mojang!

You never said that it should be sponsored by mojang positively so now it disapproves of the empire.

I wish that the block by block contest goes well

It falls apart (literally)

I wish to be xHaro_Der

Your wish fails and you become xxxUber69ProSn1perwithskillzxxx6969696969

your wish is nonexistent and therefore can't be granted.

Your wish fails because you never made one.

I wish for more wishes.

You get -2000 more wishes.

I wish to become the richest player on EMC.

Your local Haro takes all your money.

I wish to get a life.

You discover cookie clicker the moment you get a life

I wish I had a Unicorn.

You don't.

I wish for air.

It ends up being toxic air.

I wish that you can shift click into the crafting table.

you get teleported into space. I wish for cookie clicker

You don't get it because I answered before you.

I wish that princebee didn't try to steal my curropted wish.

I stole that wish.
I wish for Grand Theft Auto

You get Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars. (lol)

I wish for dragon eggs. Lots and lots of dragon eggs.

the dragon eggs hatch into dragon babies and tear you into 10,485 little pieces.
I wish for nothing.

You dissolve.

I wish for chocolate.

You get vanilla
I wish for being able to not understand this

you lose 100 IQ points.
I wish for my iPhone to be fixed.

It explodes when you get it back from the apple store.

I wish I had a car faster then everything else on the world