[closed] A DC of toilet paper

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  1. Unoski, Apr 1, 2020
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    Pab10S, AmusedStew, wafflecoffee and 3 others like this.
  2. 1r
    triphora, Apr 1, 2020
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  3. 2r
    The_Mancub, Apr 1, 2020
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  4. 3r
    triphora, Apr 1, 2020
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  5. 4r
    The_Mancub, Apr 1, 2020
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  6. 30k, this is a steal!
    jacob5089, Apr 1, 2020
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    607, Carbonyx, AmusedStew and 5 others like this.
  7. 50k
    samsimx, Apr 1, 2020
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    MoreMoople, jacob5089, wafflecoffee and 1 other person like this.
  8. 60k
    jacob5089, Apr 1, 2020
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  9. The last rolls are in this auction!

    100k!
    emfs_ad, Apr 1, 2020
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    607, Unoski, MoreMoople and 2 others like this.
  10. 200k
    Carbonyx, Apr 1, 2020
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    Unoski, jacob5089, ShelLuser and 1 other person like this.
  11. I just have one thing to say: I don't like bidets

    210k
    emfs_ad, Apr 1, 2020
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    Unoski, MoreMoople, jacob5089 and 3 others like this.
  12. Big Toilet Paper continues to push the anti-bidet propaganda :p

    220k
    Carbonyx, Apr 1, 2020
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  13. Using a bidet over toilet paper is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever

    230k :p
    emfs_ad, Apr 1, 2020
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    Carbonyx, Unoski, MoreMoople and 3 others like this.
  14. GRIP has decided that TP'ing is the source to all griefing, even on the EMC server.

    Therefor we need to stop this from happening (oh; do we get chewing gum too? :D).

    280k
    ShelLuser, Apr 1, 2020
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  15. Good grief! I just want a tidy bum!

    300k
    emfs_ad, Apr 1, 2020
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  16. 500k
    samsimx, Apr 1, 2020
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  17. I'll be honest, I'm not sure I see this going much higher. It looks like samsimx will be the one walking away with a really clean bum if nobody steps in.
    Unoski, Apr 2, 2020
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  18. After taking it up with the board of directors of GRIP (note: these are not the regular in-game members) we have reached a decision that TP'ing should be illegal and thus a statement needs to be made. This is not good. In line of current events we also decided to ignore doom theorists who tried to tell us that tp'ing a building using paper within Minecraft was sheer impossible. Really.... what do they know with their 10 years worth of Minecraft experience yet 0 on the Empire?

    Therefor... Our new bid:

    500,001 rupees

    :D
    ShelLuser, Apr 3, 2020
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  19. Alright, I now see no way this auction can get higher.

    Can Coronavirus or ShelLuser be stopped? Tune in next time.
    Unoski, Apr 4, 2020
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  20. I ask that people please stop sending threats about using stone slabs to wipe their bum if this toilet paper is not rationed. I cannot stop something that is in full swing.
    Unoski, Apr 4, 2020
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