Aren't they funny?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by goofballbroker, Jul 8, 2013.

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  1. When life gives you lemons, consider if this is actually life, or someone ready to have lemon juice squeezed in their eyes, then bake brownies as an offering of peace.
    jacob5089, Jul 8, 2013
    #21
  2. lolwut
    goofballbroker, Jul 8, 2013
    #22
  3. i already said that :p
    dylan_frenette, Jul 8, 2013
    #23
  4. I didnt see it...
    Until after I posted :p
    jacob5089, Jul 8, 2013
    #24
  5. "What you do speaks so loud that I can not hear what you say. "
    Gibabyte, Jul 8, 2013
    #25
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  6. When life gives you lemons-- aw wait, if life were to give you lemons, and you have life, you wonder, are you life?
    BrickStrike, Jul 8, 2013
    #26
  7. When life hands you apples...wait that's not right :confused:
    runtaylorun1, Jul 8, 2013
    #27
  8. "WHY IS ALL THE ABOVE COMMENTS ONLY IN CAPS?"
    "If Herobrine worked at McDonalds"
    i found both of these comments on youtube in less than a minute
    DogsRNice, Jul 8, 2013
    #28
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  9. The missus said, "My mother thinks you're shifty. You never look her in the eye."

    I replied, "There's a practical reason for that."

    "What?"

    "I don't want to be turned to stone."
    goofballbroker, Jul 8, 2013
    #29
  10. Haha I love this one.

    I should be more careful about phrasing my Facebook posts. "A friend and I blew the head gasket on his 1997 Ford" would in retrospect have been better than "A mate and I just screwed a 15 year old escort." The ISP have closed my account, the police have seized my laptop and the missus has gone to stay with her mother.
    goofballbroker, Jul 8, 2013
    #30
  11. I feel like I can't hear you. It smells too dark in here.
    Rhyblet, Jul 8, 2013
    #31

  12. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your da*n lemons, what the h*ll am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though you could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


    "Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."

    "Ahhh. See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it."

    "Killing you? Is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds....."
    Choongjae, Jul 8, 2013
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  13. When... Ummmm.. Life gives you.. Uh... Lemonz You... Eat Them... Heehee Right....
    Orz U KAN ST3P ON THEM!
    DemonThunder345, Jul 8, 2013
    #33
  14. Stole my post :mad:
    BrickStrike, Jul 9, 2013
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  15. I just realized...
    I'm a #trend maker
    My first comment in this thread caused most of the posts after it about life and lemons :p
    BrickStrike, Jul 9, 2013
    #35
  16. Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light him on fire, he'll be warm for life.

    Idiots exist in numbers too great to ignore, and too few to be useful.

    If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    Dogs may not know it's not bacon, but your husband sure as hell will.
    Kephras, Jul 9, 2013
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  17. Son of a biscuit eater......
    If you have ever been on Skype with me and Nickbowhunter and R0bbieJo then you have heard this come out of my mouth several times. :)
    FreakedOut, Jul 9, 2013
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  18. Ill have to join your skype sometime then...
    jrlizard, Jul 9, 2013
    #38
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  19. When life gives you lemons...Wait, do I even have a life?
    jaari, Jul 9, 2013
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  20. "silence is golden, duct tape is silver"
    AltamirDeMarz, Jul 9, 2013
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