Aren't they funny?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by goofballbroker, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. Well... I have found some people actually saying some cool stuff on the internet.. And I want to share it with you...
    Quotes of the Day..
    (Or multiple times a day)...

    I'll start with the first, (Feel free to post your own, too).

    "I saw a bull charging in the field yesterday.

    I didn't even know they used electricity."
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  2. "Silence is golden, unless you have children. Then it's just suspicious"
  3. When in doubt, pyrotechnics.
    Two plus two equals five for very large values of two.
    If you can't fix it with duck tape, then you aren't using enough duck tape.
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  4. "If you say plz because it's shorter than please, I'll say no because it's shorter than yes."
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  5. ok... plz (I say plz because it's Internet slang.)
  6. "A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could; to live without fear and forget regret.
    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room.
    No. Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of whisky."
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  7. My friend threw my frisbee in the park, at first I didn't see it, but then it hit me
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  8. Oh for god's sake man that is just rude and obnoxious. Sky even said to not spam other things with buddar because it got old.
    "When life gives you lemons, you eat them."
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  9. When life gives you lemons, make combustible lemons and burn life's house down! I don't want your damn lemons!
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  10. When life gives your lemonade, confuse life and make lemons.
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  11. If you were to say YOLO I'd offer you some orange juice instead of lemonade.
  12. If life gives you lemons keep them because hey, free lemons!
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  13. These are one's I wrote half a year ago...

    ) The exchange of knowledge is the basis of all learning.

    ) If reality wasn't real, then dreams could come true.

    ) The power to think is the power to grow.
  14. Deadpool: What's the sound of one robot arm clapping? Dubstep.
  15. "My wife says she's leaving me because she's never seen me sober.

    I got married?"
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  17. i hate sky's fan base and i dont like him much either it was a quote showing how annoying his fans are
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  18. When life gives you lemons squeeze them back in life's eyes :p
  19. When life gives you lemons, ask yourself if you think the person who gave you the lemons is really named "life".
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