Are Boats out to kill us?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by DemonThunder345, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. I can't even tell you how many times I've been happily sailing along through the ocean when BAM! I hit a squid and have to swim to an island hoping for a tree so I can make a new boat. /palmface
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  3. So is there really an enraged squid.
  4. No.
  5. Then you get the giant enraged squids…
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  6. Actually, there was a marlix that spawned inside me while I was in the ocean, ask kevdudeman
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  8. Always bring wood and torches.
  9. Called "The Kraken"
  10. Same here. Boats are baaaaad.... I sailed into an ungenerated chunk. My boat literally just feel through the darkness and lag. All I could see was my hand. I logged off and came back on, and my boat floated up from the ocean bottom, only to break on hitting the surface. But really, boats aren't out to kill us! The real enemy is... beds! *Cues scary/evil music.*
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  11. You mean the beds i can't sleep in?!?!
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  12. get ready for sky army comments....FIRE IN THE HOLE