Actual Things I Had To Say To Luckygreenbird Today

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by BurgerKnight, Aug 17, 2017.

  1. August 28, 2017

    "Stop caressing me and go back to watching a grown man cry about apple juice risotto."

    "The bathroom is not the place for a slow cooker, please remove it"
  2. I'd like some context with my apple juice pls
  3. It sounds like you're having a great time living together. Almost like an old married couple.
  4. September 1, 2017

    "I'm sorry that my hand drying technique isn't up to your standards. Maybe dry them yourself next time."

    "You're out of control, give me the oregano."

    "For the last time, you don't need to be a computer scientist to play a video."
  5. when is the wedding and can i come
  6. I was laughing myself stupid reading this thread, and then I saw this one and went "OMG! I have said that to my husband!" Now laughing even harder :D :D :D
  7. It was a year ago and held against my will. And you didn't even send a wedding gift.

    The things we put up with, eh?
  8. My IQ, like it is a thing, just got lowered
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  9. My deepest apologies. I will send you both 1 rupee each sometime. Don't spend it all at once.
  10. Good Job Lucky!
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  11. September 9, 2017

    "I'm sorry, I do not speak fluent nipple."
  12. And I thought Gaster speaking in wingdings was confusing...
  13. Bump haha
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  14. October 6, 2017

    "Don't eat from the spatula and put it back in. Use a tortilla"
  15. I really question the context of this 1.
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  16. I really question the context of everything in this thread.
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  17. Everyone know the cook can nibble off the ends of the spatula.
  18. Tiger wishes to hear more.