This opener sounds like what my wife tried to send me to for WoW, World of Warcraft Addiction therapy... Hello Ben. My life was Wow for 11 years, I finally got help! Now I spend hours and hours in minecraft, if you can call that help!
I'm actually quite concerned now because I swear 2013 was not nearly five years ago. Feels like Doge's prime wasn't that long ago. Didn't even think 2011 was nearly seven years ago tbh, more like four or something. Who knew a meme would be able to give me an existential crisis.
Tbh I have exactly the same, I'd also not say 2013 was 5 years ago... The current year 2017 still doesn't feel correct, relative to things from previous years... it feels more like 2015, or something to me.
Well, you are good... For me it's still 2012, I even sometimes say it's 2012 and have written that year on some of my tests... don't even worry...