2037: We devise a plan to extinguish the sun as it is no longer required. 30 TrumpAI2.0 sponsored nukes filled with tea are launched at the sun.
2039: Breaking News!: All news reports from 2018 have been found to be false. How could we have fallen for it??? Tea never fails.. HAHAHAHA. (As they examine heavy blue shift on the suns surface)
January 2043 - Oreos can no longer be made from their original materials. President North West issues all resources on Urth to be used for oreos.
2044: a huge drought causes agriculture to fail and everyone is forced to eat their money (Oreos) to stay alive
2045: Due to a shortage of money after the drought, everyone needs to live in vans down by the river.
2047: Due to the lack of skilled leather cobblers because they had to abandon their workshop, everyone also wears Vans shoes.
2049: Urth has been destroyed by something the size of a moon, nicknamed the Death Star. Only 16 billion people managed to escape.
2050: The remaining 16 million inhabitants of Urth have overthrown the Death Star. Surprisingly it is a very good military stronghold. 500 probes are sent out to locate a new docking homeland.
2051: Spies have leaked plans for a new Death Star to be built, except on a larger scale, at the size of a planet. It is believed it may be able to destroy planets and galaxies!
2052: Alien like Species have been discovered. The species have many different faces and resemble human emoticons. Humans name the aliens: Emojis. Their Ruler is an Emoji with a angry look. Looking something like this:
2054: The humans manage to land their fleet of ships on a habitable planet, where they find that they are at war with the Emojiis. Their main weapons are slices of pizza.
2055: The New and Upgraded Death Star is complete; The Emojis eliminate 10 billion of the human population, leaving another 6 billion alive; What will happen next?!?!?
